We left Yellowstone three days ago, which is just enough time for everything to start blurring together. Therefore, the contents of this blog post will be presented in no particular order.
Sometime between the last post and the end of our time in Yellowstone, we went to see a petrified tree. Lester misread the label on the map as Petrified Trees. He was a little disappointed to learn that there was only one tree at the end of our hike and it was fenced in so that you couldn't get close to it. I took a picture to commemorate this disappointment.
As a consolation, Lester did see his first moose.
We also saw several other mammals, including elk, yellow-bellied marmots, river otters, and one really fat chipmunk with no apparent fear of people.
(not a chipmunk)
The bison were great at first; they'd walk right by your car without even looking at you. They make this loud bleating/retching noise that requires that their tongues stick straight out of their mouths and wobble. It's both impressive and a little gross.
Despite this, we soon came to dread the bison. They have no respect for traffic laws and will wander slowly down the road in the wrong direction for as long as they can get away with it. Eventually a park ranger in a truck will arrive and swerve at them, waving an orange vest and slapping the sides of the vehicle with the flat of his hand. This apparently frightening display of dominance is enough to send the bison shuffling off of the road, at least for a little while.
No one uses their car horns; I'm not sure if this is out or respect for the natural wonder before us or fear that the bison will see this as some sort of challenge and accept.
At some point, we climbed Mount Washburn (elevation 10,243 ft above sea level). There is a fire watch tower at the peak, which is one of three watch towers that are actively staffed in Yellowstone. A fourth one is used only when the fire danger level is high.
While there are a number of hot springs in Yellowstone, most of them are far too hot for swimming. However, there is a part of the park where water from the Boiling River hot springs empties in to the Gardner River. This mixture of the hot and cold waters makes it mostly comfortable for bathing, once you get used to the random pockets of scalding or freezing water that will briefly envelop you. In the picture below, the hot springs water is running over the side of the bank into the Gardner River.
There was also a brief outing on Lake Yellowstone. Lester rowed us around for a while; it was nice and really uneventful so I have nothing else to add besides this picture.
We wrapped up Yellowstone with a three day backpacking trip in the Black Canyon region. Despite the amazing views and the chance to see river otters, the Black Canyon is not popular this time of year. One park ranger said that it's because of the steep descent in the beginning of the trail, but that's not the whole truth. When we went to reserve our campsites and told the back country ranger where we'd be staying, her first response was "It's hot there."
She was not lying.
There is this portion of the day in which Yellowstone becomes an oven. It's as though Yellowstone has a different sun than the rest of the country and this sun is hotter and angrier and completely without mercy. Between noon and three, you do not want to be out walking around under it's vicious heat and you especially don't want to be out hiking up and down mountains with a 25 or 40 pound backpack strapped to your back.
I included the following picture not because I think it's especially flattering, but because this picture is how it feels to hike the Black Canyon during an afternoon in August.
Despite the heat, it is a very beautiful part of Yellowstone, thankfully with lots of cool, refreshing water (and adorable river otters).
Also, a lesson learned: Hitchhiking is not illegal or discouraged in Yellowstone and it is often necessary to get from one trailhead to another. We were assured by a really sun-burnt, experienced Yellowstone hiker that it is really easy to hitch a ride and that he'd never had to wait more than two cars to be picked up. This was not the case. Lester and I waited through four or five waves of cars before we gave up. Many drivers went out of their way to put as much distance as possible between us and them. I guess in case we tried to jump on their car when it was moving or something.
This meant that before we started our hike, Lester had to run eight miles from where we left our car at the end trailhead to where we actually started. The upside to this was that it slowed Lester down enough that we were able to hike at the same pace.
Yellowstone is an amazing national park. It is huge and beautiful and wonderfully diverse. We both hope that we'll be back before too long.